Not patiently waiting

I was so hoping to find out today who Zada would have for a first-grade teacher, but so far I have been thwarted in my efforts. Apparently the school isn't quite ready to release the info, although the parent handbook, dated Aug. 10, said the information should be posted by Aug. 28! Boo. I guess I'll go make dinner, anyone up for fresh crab salad? Crab cakes? Sullen salmon with a side of crab?