Married at Menards

You can tell when a couple has been married a while, say 11 years, for instance, because when the stars finally align to have a babysitter over, this couple will settle for an afternoon date, in this case a Sunday from 12:30 to 6. And this couple will spend their kid-free time mulling over which tile, stone or flooring to buy at Menards.

Here's to us.